Sunday 15 April 2007

oh my god, william has split from kate!


Thats right you bitch run and hide. No wonder kate has split from william, i mean after all, who would want to join a family, where they have constantly been inbred for a thousand years, they all have a familiar look to a horse, and you get obtrusive flashes almost everyday!
I thought it was about time i wrote, as over the weekend didnt really feel like it! Woke up this morning, and this news story was every where.
It really pisses me off, i mean there are somany problems in the world and this is the headline story. As far as i am concerned people should earn and value their position in life, not just be handed it on a plate.
i have met so many inspiring people on the hepc forum facing life and its advirsity, that to be honest i really couldnt give a flying toss about whether william has stopped boning his st andrews student shag.
Think i might have the riba rage, but jesus christ.
Its the same when you watch the local news and you get a story like 15 people killed in school fire, then afterwards a story about how a cat gave birth to 15 kittens. "dont worry people life really is cute and fluffy".
Cute and fluffy my arse, but to the royals with their hightened position in life what pressure do they really have other than prince william having to spend £5000 the other night on his bar bill to get over kate. Oh Oh thats such a lot of pressure, ddamn, now ill have to go out next time and spend 10 grand oh the pressure i can't handle it, my fuckin arse!
They want spend just one day in the shoes of myself and some of the people going through medication for hep c, then they will know what life means!
Actually think im going to write to the BBC, have a new idea for a programme " royal swap". This would be a primetime programme where the royals would really earn their money. For example, the queen would swap with a toilet attendent from waymouth. Prince phillip would readily accept a position as a polish immigrant fruit picker, and harry and william would readily go pick coccles in morcambe bay.
just think of the ratings!

1 comment:

Joan said...

yes yes yes royal swap. Would pay good money to see that. Couldnt agree with you more Lewis... The day the story broke about kate and williams break up. I was stood at the counter to buy a paper and saw that, put the paper back down. i too was furious and before i could censor myself or tone down the volume I had said out loud 'who gives a fxxx there are important stories in the world and
people dying for crying out loud'... The lady behind the counter was horrified with me and I turned to see a que behind me also suitable unimpressed. Oh well... Theres no accounting for taste ( I think thats what people were thinking about me hee hee)..Love n light... Joan x